T-Shirts "GUARANTEED TO GET YOU PUNCHED AT THE MALL" *
Nothing says "I love the poorly educated" like our stylish parody t-shirt for Trump University, the original unaccredited "school of hard knocks". Inspired by the Celebrity Apprentice logo, it features a running silhouette of the 45th President of the United States closely followed by a trail of money. A classic Ivy League shield plated in stunning 10 Kt gold leaf is engraved with the inspirational motto "CARPE CATTUS", latin for Sieze The Kitty! Best of all, "Class of 2016" has been updated to reflect the $25 million dollar settlement of the class-action lawsuit filed on behalf of students and graduates of that now-defunct institution of higher learning. Wear it with pride!
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